Bishop Shanahan

Bishop Shanahan is a catholic highschool where the heterosexual white male reagenites of tomorrow come to be. The attractions of sending your child to this religious hell on earth include(but are not limited to) white kids who think they are badass, orange girls with skorts rolled just below their ass, a few bisexual tote bag girls, and a shit ton of homework to accompany frequent stress-induced breakdowns. If you are a member of any sort of minority, goodluck. The only way to fit in is to either get an atrocious orange spray tan and chunky highlites, or to grow out your greasy hair and flop it over your acne-ridden forhead. Other than that, your fucked. There's some funny Instagram accounts and a sense of shared misery among the students that makes life here bearable though. Why the fuck do I go here.