livmon Mug
Someone who will screw you over every time and then expect more. He will offer you your own stuff back or what he owes you in exchange for sex because no one will bang him for free. He will always be a pussy, well not a pussy because he doesn't have the depth or capacity to give anyone pleasure so... little punk ass bitch might be a better term, unless he's at a chevron gas station where there are cameras and then he turns into a monkey banging his chest acting tough when an hour before at the park he almost wets himself when you just show up. He has 0 redeeming qualities as a human being. Make sure to guard your ideas, inventions, money and car or he will jack you. He is a very good actor.. makes you believe every word he says and turns around and cold heartedly does the exact opposite (when he's in a safe place of coarse). He sends unsolicited dick pics to everyone he knows half the time it isn't even of his. He especially likes to take advantage of struggling single moms and people with big hearts who just want to help. Honestly it would have done the world good had his mother just swallowed him instead.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.