Zenephan
A man who is usually an asshole to everyone except to those he love’s especially his wife(he will do absolutely anything for her)! He’s super protective to those he loves, is usually like a big brother. He has a heart of gold and if you have the pleasure of loving him and him loving you then you definitely hit the jackpot! He’s usually got big arms and beautiful brown eyes that change to an amber color in the sun. He is hard working and is usually blue collar, you’ll never find him sitting in an office or doing a 9-5. He’s gone for weeks at a time for work but when he’s home with his loved ones you’ll never be bored! He’s handsome as fuck and has a dad bod to die for! You’ll never not laugh with you’re with him, his laugh is contagious. He always knows how to have a good time but you better make sure your liver can handle it cause this man can definitely put away some alcohol and leaving looking like you just had your first beer! He has a tendency to shut down when something is bugging him but will open up to his significant other. If you have the honor of meeting a Zenephan definitely keep him in your inner circle, you won’t regret it!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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