Thomas
Well... he's fun, but he claims he has a bigger penis than he really does. Thomas is very proud of where he's from, even if it's a garbage city with nothing of note in it. He claims he loves indie music but really only listens to early Ed Sheeran and one Radiohead song (it's Electioneering, by the way, and if anyone doesn't recognise it when it comes on he shames them, despite never having listened to OK Computer which he claims is the best album ever). His sexual conquests are lackluster but he gives it large to anyone who admits that they're struggling to attract the opposite gender. Thomas has no restraint when it comes to girls, and is a terrible wingman. He can't stop showing off whenever even a mildly attractive girl is around, and will never bow out, even to his closest friends. This will probably come in the form of elongated stories of his gap year, which are definitely mostly fabricated. Don't believe him when he tells you he got sent nudes from a tattooed girl and got laid in a hotel lobby. Thomas has an innate talent to say the wrong thing at the worst time. Overall, decent friend, but probably skip this one on a night out. 3 and a dab/5
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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