Sydney
This is a city in New South Whales, Australia, that thinks they are greater than every other state capital, because apparently Melbourneites are depressive emo kids who are all drug addicts, Perth is famous for a high crime rate and drink driving and being fuck in the middle of nowhere, Darwin is filled with drunks abo's and bogans, Hobart is full of two headed inbreeds and homosexual greenies, Brisbane is full of people who have sexual intercourse with pineapples and banana's and finally that Adelaide is full of people who will just try to kill you. So Sydney what do you have? You have more cocaine than Columbia so stop calling Melbourne full of drug addicts. You have the highest gang violence and crime incidence AND prevalence, so stop calling Perth full of crime lords. You have the highest rate of aboriginal, bogan and unemployed persons in Australia, so quit your bitchin about Darwin. Hobart is full of two headed inbreeds i will give you guys that one. There are more sluts with cucumbers and various other phallic shapes vegetables up themselves on internet sites than any other state, if you deny this, just log onto any porn site, guaranteed sidebar advertisement of 'Horny teen slut from Sydney willing to stick anything up their twat just for you!" You had Ivan Milat, so stop talking about people in Adelaide killing people for no reason. Oh and ACT is left out because they really aren't even a state or territory in most people's opinion.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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