Slut Truck
A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint. Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.
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