Sex
The camp was for 2 weeks, and I had to go. My cabinmate was Adam, the sexiest guy in the world. While we were taking a hike, he slipped me a note. "Meet me in the cabin at 6 pm". That was 2 hours before dinner, so whatever he wanted to do, we would have time. I met him in the cabin. He was standing at the end opposite to the door, his boner showing through his jeans and his muscles showing through his top. "Undress," I said. He did so quickly. I finally saw his 10-inch cock. "You like?" he said, with a devilish smile. He sat against the wall and I licked his chest until he was drenched in saliva. Then I slowly licked the tip of his dick and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy, and he moaned for more. I licked and sucked all of it. His glans turned red. "Oh my fucking god Amber, don't stop!" He screamed. Suddenly, he tore off my clothes and saw my boobs, which he massaged and squeezed. I started french kissing him, exploring his mouth with my tongue. I sat on the bottom bunk bed. "Fuck me," I said. He pushed his beautiful penis in my hairless pussy and I could feel the warmth of his cum inside of me. "Do it again" I moaned. He took it out and pushed it in again. He hit my g-spot and I screamed with joy. He kept doing it, each push harder and faster than the last, until he had all 10 inches in me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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