park river
Park River is a small town in North Eastern North Dakota. Park River is part of Walsh County, known as Booze County, so alcoholics are welcome. PR is about 10 miles away from the town of Grafton, a Mexican refugee camp, in which will satisfy all of your drug needs. Park River is home of the Aggies, where all sports are overrated. If you’re a rich prick and want your kids to grow up in a sheltered community, this town is just for you. Ever heard of our parks and dams, known as Homme Dam? If you haven’t, don’t feel bad, no one has, other than the fact that it’s known for its toxic algae. If you’re an early bird to bed, might wanna change that routine, there’s usually a couple of Yee Haw Hicks roaming around town either brapping their pipes or drifting every corner they can.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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