Oakton High School
An uppermiddle classified school, stuck in California. Words such as Brah, Bro, Girl, like, and sketchy are common. Clothes such as Abercrombie, Hollister, and many other brands will be found here. Oakton takes pride in their athletics and image. In fact we just put up new bushes and flags, among many other things entering the football field. But we still haven't fixed that water leakage in our ceiling! What a surprise. Many teenagers at this school are in fact athletic. If you aren't athletic, take part in a sport, don't even think about making conversation with those whom do. You will be shunned. Our lacrosse, Field Hockey, and Football players are cherished among other sports. A lot of them are meat heads, arrogant, and pretty much bond together. They have their fair share of suck up's, and teachers who favor. Though however, some might grow up to be successful, but karma will always be there. Most of them won't get scholarships for the sports they play, either. Of course this bit of reality hasn't hit them yet. Many others who aren't well known would gladly sell their soul for a bit of recognition. Thus, sucking up. Image is important. The girls like short denim mini skirts, hollister tank tops that squeeze their boobs together to give them more pact with their push up bras. Freshly shaven tanned legs, cakey makeup with thickly applied eyeliner, clipped and painted nails, and hair always looks semi perfect. Along with sporting Vera Bradley purses. High school is their prime. For most of these people, it will be the best years of their lives. They'll turn into Mr. Fouley. Sitting in the Drivers Ed Room, teaching Behind the Wheel, reminiscing about "the old" days. Being single, going home to that microwaveable meal, turning on the t.v, and drinking alone. For the guys, long nike socks, and shorts are in style. Shaggy hair, which is quite funny because once it's cut you can see all their acne that was once hidden. And sports team college hoodies. Sporting Nikes and N sneakers. This is the typical Oakton look. Will this even matter 10 years from now? Not at all. Anyone who doesn't agree with this is oblivious. Gym class is a living hell for anyone who isn't athletic. You will suffer from insults. You're pathetic if you can't run a mile. You're a loser. Half of these kids don't even know how hard it is for the ones getting these insults to wake up every morning, go to school, and listen to that same shit. "Same shit different day." If you can't run the mile, you ain't shit. So you better get out there tomorrow when the weathers nice outside your house and practice! Practice makes perfect. Oaktons motto. Many of these kids will find it hard to live in the real world of reality after high school.
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