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Scientology speak, that is. After reading this, it will enhance your Tom Cruise experiences. Enjoy with caution. A============= ACK(-KNOWLEDGEMENT) of communication; "OK", "Thank you", etcetera. ADMIN(-ISTRATION) cult bureacracy, laid down in great detail. AFFINITY, cult word for love or liking. ARC / Affinity Reality Communication: signifies "rapport". ARCX/ARC BREAK: argument, cross puposes, abscence of rapport. ARS / Alt Religion Scientology: newsgroup, mainly critical, about CoS. ACT / Alt Clearing Technology: newsgroup for independent scientologists. ARS-CC (Central Committe) secret cabal which is of course plotting all activity on ARS financed by drug companies & the Markab Confederacy. AUDITING: scientology confessional ritual; AUDITOR administers it. b--------------------------- BANK, MEMORY- or REACTIVE MIND, stores up hurtful memories (ENGRAMS). BARRATRY(English word), bringing lengthy and vexatious lawsuits. BASH: favourite FREEZONE word for "criticise", to discourage analysis. BEINGNESS: being something. Similarly DOINGNESS, HAVINGNESS. BIG WIN: maginificent achievement, usually spiritual i.e. imaginary. BILLION YEAR CONTRACT, for many lifetimes, signed in the SEA-ORG q.v. BLOW: depart suddenly (fifties slang), leave the cult. BTs/BODY THETANS: degraded spirits parasitic on the bodies of others. BRIDGE (TO TOTAL FREEDOM) progress through levels of Scn enlightenment. C------------------------------ CULT AWARENESS NETWORK,formerly anti-cult organisation taken over by Scn CASE(-STATE), your progress in Scn, seen as a sort of psychotherapy. C/S, CASE SUPERVISOR, person supervising AUDITORS and their clients. CLAMS: HUBBARD says humans evolved from them, hence nickname for Scienos CLEAR: having achieved the first main step to Scn enlightenment. COGNITION: sudden new insight, the desired end point of an AUDITING process; the Cog for CLEAR is "I am mocking up my reactive mind". COMMODORE: HUBBARD, a rank he awarded himself; also CommodeDoor etc. CoS/Church of $cientology (abbreviation). D---------------------------- DAMNATION NAVY: sarcastic nickname for the SEA ORG(after Salvation Army) DEAD-AGENT: to respond to argument with frenzied personal attack on the speaker to discredit them. DECLARE someone an S.P.; excommunicate them. DIANETICS: original psychotherapy form of Scn, before it got religion. DISCONNECTION: being told by Scn to cut links with friends or family. DM, DAVID(*)MISCAVAIDGE--the symbol signifies buttocks round a puckered anus--current leader of Scn; also POODLE-BOY, TIDYBOWL MAN &c. DYNAMICS are in order 1self 2family 3tribe...8the_infinite; "2D" means (as an activity) sex or (as a person) partner. E------------------------ ED/EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR: head of an ORG (q.v.) E-METER: skin resistance meter used to detect reaction in AUDITING. ENGRAM: a remembered moment of pain inhibitting future actions. ENTURBULATE: cult word for annoy, harrass, disturb. EP/END PHENOMENON: desired end result of a Scn AUDITING process. ETHICS: discipline applied for low production / department applying it. EXTERIORISE: leave the body and act as a spirit. ======================== \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ F===================== FAIR GAME: to subject an enemy of Scn to harassment & dirty tricks. FSM/Field Staff Member: Scn travelling salesman on 15% commission. FLAG: centre of command---formerly on Hubbard's ship, now in Florida. FLUB: to fail, or cock it up; a failure, a cockup (50s slang) FLUNK!you have failed, start again! (50s american slang) F/N, FLOATING NEEDLE, on the E-METER signifies calm contentment. FREEZONE, FREEZONER: independent scientology, scientologist outside CoS. G------------------------ G.I.,GROSS INCOME statistic for an ORG--what $cientology is all about. G.O.,GUARDIANS OFFICE: dirty tricks department, now renamed O.S.A. GRADES or levels within Scn (specifically grades 0..7 lead up to CLEAR). GREEN-VOLUMES are directives on ADMIN, red volumes directives on TECH. H----------------------- HANDLE: favourite cult word for "deal with" (a person, situation, etc). HAT: a job function; HATTED trained for a hat (from 19thC railways, where different kinds of hat indicated different kinds of job). HCO/Hubbard Communications Office. An HCO-PL/Policy Letter would be on ADMIN, an HCO-B/Bulletin on TECH. HUBBARD, L. RON: f(L)ounder of Scientology; also PHATSO, EL ROTUNDO &c. 'HO (OF BABBLE-ON): Scn trained attack-lawyer Helena Kobrin (ARS usage). iJ-------------------------- IMPLANT: delusion implanted in us by the forces of evil. INCIDENT, or ENGRAM, pain memory; INCIDENT2, that described in O.T.3. INDICATE: produce a reaction on the E-METER; informally, to "ring true". INVALIDATE: belittle, diminish, make less capable. =========================== \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ K======================== KoX/Knight of XEMU(q.v),title taken by critics after demon figure in Scn KR /Knowledge Report: ratting on your colleagues in writing. KSW/Keep Scn. Working: key directive("no deviation from orthodoxy"). L------------------------- LAZARUS,'Bot (computer program)detects cancelation of any article on ARS LINES, Scn training & services; ON-LINES consuming training & services. LO/LAWNORNAMENT disparaging name for a dwarf(SF books),hence MISCAVAIDGE M-------------------------- MARKAB, a star in Polaris from which the forces of evil supposedly come. MAA ,Master At Arms, responsible for ETHICS in a SEA-ORG unit. MEATBALL: derogatory FREEZONE term for a materialist, opp. of DreamBall. MEST-Matter, Energy Space and Time: the illusory physical universe. ML=MUCH LOVE, sign-off favoured by HUBBARD and some Scienos. MOCK UP: imagine, visualise, mentally create. M/U--Misunderstood Word, supposedly source of all failure to understand or agree cult texts; a way of stopping thought & discouraging questions N--------------------------------- NARCONON, Scn drug rehabilitation front group to scam medicaid funding. N.E.D,NEW ERA DIANETICS, is DIANETICS revised to include past lives &c. N.E.D. for OTs (NOTS), now replaces O.T.LEVELS 4 through 7. O------------------------------- OPERATION SNOW-WHITE, an operation by the G.O. to infiltrate government departments and steal files hostile to Scn. OPERATION FOOT-BULLET, alleged operation by Scn to get sympathy by shooting themselves in the foot through disastrous public relations. ORG(-ANISATION), a Scn local operation or "church" and its building. O.S.A./OFFICE OF SPECIAL AFFAIRS, dirty tricks dept formely the G.O.; insiders sometimes pronounce it "OhZer" rather than as separate letters O.T. /OPERATING THETAN, a THETAN (soul, spirit) able to leave the body at will and attain godlike powers; O.T.LEVELS, I..VIII, courses supposed to produce this state. O.T.3 in paricular introduces XEMU and the key idea of BODY THETANS. OUT-ETHICS, in breach of disciple; OUT-2D breach of discipline re sex. =================================== \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ PQ============================= PC/PRE-CLEAR: subject receiving AUDITING to reach the state of CLEAR. PT /PRESENT TIME: Scns aim to live unreflectively in PT. PTS/POTENTIAL TROUBLE SOURCE (for the cult); member in touch with an evil influence or SUPPRESSIVE PERSON. PURIFICATION RUNDOWN: a step taken early in the grades which involves lots of sweating in saunas and dangerously high doses of vitamin pills. R------------------------------- RAW MEAT: chumps, punters, potential recruits. R(-OUTINE) 2, processes to exteriorise the spirit from the body; R2-45, R2 process#45, exteriorising by use of a large calibre pistol. R(-OUTINE) 6, that used in the clearing course; but the related R6 IMPLANT turns up in O.T.3 etcetera and is the source of christianity. RUD(-IMENT)S: preliminary questions to deal with current upsets or concerns before proceeding with the main part of AUDITING. RUN, "run an (auditing) process on a PreClear", take then through the steps or questions. RUN-DOWN complete set of steps or questions. REG(-ISTRAR): salesperson in an Org; to REG someone, sell them courses. RICE & BEANS, punishment diet on R.P.F. RPF/REHABILITATION PROJECT FORCE, punishment duty (in the SEA-ORG) RTC/RELIGIOUS TECHNOLOGY CENTRE, body to enforce CoS copyrights. S---------------------------------- SAINT HILL manor, the UK HQ, formerly HUBBARD's residence in England. SCAMIZDAT, samizdat (self-publishing) about scams, a person{s} who distributed Scn secret crud anonymously all over the Internet. SCIENTOLOGY--means "science of knowing"--a quack therapy disguised as a religion, devised in 1950 by a conman called L.Ron HUBBARD. SEA-ORG: originally the ORG (parish) based round Hubbard on his ship the Apollo, now a sort of religious SS in paramiltary naval uniforms. SOURCE: Hubbard; ON-SOURCE: correct in accord with Hubbard's writings. SP/SUPPRESSIVE-PERSON: enemy, excommunicated; a title taken on freely by critics who award SP-Levels for achievement in mockery of O.T.LEVELS SQUIRREL: heretic, FREEZONER, scientologist independent of the "church". STAT(-SISTIC)S of production, by which eveything is measured. T----------------------------------- TECH(-NOLOGY), the beliefs and quack therapies of Scientology. THETAN, soul or spirit; THETA = good vibes; ENTHETA = bad vibes. TONE SCALE: along which various emotions are arranged. Critics, gays, and other meanies are at "TONE 1.1". TONE 40 = popeyed and screaming orders like a loon (supposedly, in total control of the situation). TRs/TRAINING ROUTINES: staring without speaking and other drills prepartory to giving or receiving AUDITING. ================================== \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ ================================ WALL OF FIRE, destruction of the world by fire in INCIDENT2 of O.T.3. WOG, derogatory Scn name for non-believers (in British English it is equivalent to n****r for Arabs and Indians, after the golliwog doll) XYZ----------------------------- XEMU, galactic tyrant and chief villain in INCIDENT2 of O.T.3; Hubbard sometimes spells it XENU, & variously pronounces it ZEE-MYOO or ZEE-MOO

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