MIRL
A MIRL is a manly girl from Canada. She is a powerbabe and an ultra bar-star, hated and loved by many. She thinks, drinks and fucks like a man. Her motto is "Shots now, questions later..." Every Thursday is a Thirsty Mirlsday. MIRLS have had sex on a fellow Mirl's futon; have drunk-texted their entire contact list; refer to a dive bar as their 'second home'; have kissed a Mirl and liked it; don't see the sun on Sundays; have phones that auto-correct 'girls' to 'Mirls'; are banned from local 24-hour diners and black-listed from most cab companies; have received 'life-advice' or a ride home from an officer of the law; owe a local bartender at least $40 for more drinks; have fresh ink but paycheques that last less than 24 hours; don't know their address but always end up at home with empty dishes of take-out food in their beds; have been the target of an intervention; have been the victim of a passive-aggressive Facebook status. Mirl attire consists of a cut-up band t-shirts, belonging to an ex-boyfriend, plaid shirts, jean shorts, knee-high tube socks, tights are ripped or off. Many Mirls require glasses, because carrots are for assholes. The Mirl mascot is the lovely female Lemur and the mating call is a cross between the shriek of a dolphin and a cackle of a hyena in heat.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
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