Minutemen
All American organization, but with some restrictions. These are the requirements: 1- You have to be unemployed so you tell everyone that a mexican took your job that´s why you are a minuteman. 2- You MUST hate mexicans and brown skin people even if they are americans working under the sun, and they speak good english. (Don´t let em´fool you around). 3- You have to live in the woods. 4- You have to smoke ckack every day ( no exceptions). 5- You have to be fat, ugly, grown beard. 6- You gotta have German or Northern European Heritage, so you tell everyone that you´re Aryan descent (you wish), then you can join a Neo- Nazi organization after 3 months and get extra welfare and food stamps (we can trade em´for crack, hehehe!!!) 7- You must have knowledge of geography. You know basics... America is a continent, Mexico another one, and Canada is another one, and Alaska is a country (don´t know where the fuck´s at!)... and Europe is in the north of the US, I mean America( I don´t know why people call it US anyway) and.. wait a second Canada is down south right?. Well fuck it! P.S: We watch the "Jerry Springer Show" on every meeting so we educate ourselves how to improve the American Society. If you miss the show you won´t be allowed to participate in our meeting (No Exceptions... AGAIN!!) GOD BLESS THE MINUTEMAN!!! (Please God Mercyyyyyyy!!!!)
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