me monster

Someone who is self absorbed and who's actions are predominately based on themselves. Generally, said people are derogativly referred to as "jeffs" but can also be called "mitchells" if the situation so arises. General signs that you may be a me monster include but are not limited to: 1)Being named jeff 2)You major in Business 3)Hog the wii remote for hours on end 4)Have a tendancy towards debate 5)Own more than 10 pairs of shoes 6)Enjoy dressing and listening to emo 7)Are a giant poser 8)Work or have worked for a grocery store of some sort 9)Enjoy drinkin absurd drinks (ex. Diet vanilla cherry limeade lemon shit 7-beer-ola) 10)At times you find your skin becoming transluscent or have neck twitches that seem to short your entire conciousness (caused by loss of blood as blood needed to support your giant ego) If you find yourself having 1 or more of these signs please consult your family physican for a more detailed tests to determine what can be done for you.