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KING OF EVERYTHING. THE REALEST DAWG THAT EVER DOGGED. ONE WHO IS NEVER WRONG. THE OMEGA. THE ALPHA. HE CANNOT BE DEFEATED. IN THE DAYS OF YORE, WHEN THE EARTH WAS YOUNG AND THE SKY BURST FORTH WITH THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND SUNS, CAME MAJESTISH, DEMIGOD OF UNWAVERING MIGHT AND UNFATHOMABLE GRACE. HIS VOICE RUMBLED ACROSS THE MOUNTAINS LIKE THUNDER, AND HIS EYES BLAZED WITH THE FIRE OF ETERNAL WISDOM. MAJESTISH, THE BRINGER OF PEACE AND THE FIERCE GUARDIAN OF TRUTH, WALKED AMONG MORTALS WITH THE MAJESTY OF A THOUSAND KINGS. HIS GARMENTS WERE WOVEN FROM THE FABRIC OF TIME ITSELF, AND HIS STEPS ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE AGES. HE HELD THE STARS IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND AND GUIDED THE COURSE OF THE MOON. UNDER HIS WATCHFUL GAZE, THE TIDES BOWED IN HUMBLE OBEDIENCE, AND THE WIND WHISPERED SONGS OF GLORY AND REVERENCE. LET THE HARPS STRUM AND THE TRUMPETS BLARE, FOR MAJESTISH, THE ETERNAL BEACON OF HOPE, SHALL FOREVER SHINE BRIGHT AMIDST THE COSMIC TAPESTRY. HIS NAME RESOUNDS FROM THE HEAVENS TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA, A TESTAMENT TO HIS INDOMITABLE SPIRIT AND DIVINE PRESENCE. BLESSED BE MAJESTISH, THE DEMIGOD OF LEGEND, WHOSE NAME IS ENGRAVED UPON THE TABLETS OF ETERNITY.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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