liquid pizza
noun: stomach contents; vomit; puke; barf; liquid laughs; liquid groceries; et al. So called for the similarity of its visual texture and color palette to typical crappy frozen or national-chain, two-for-twenty-bucks, one-liter-free-coke delivery pizza. The viscous liquid base is the consistency and color of creamed corn, not dissimilar in appearance to the plastic milk protein-based synthetic goo intended to masquerade as cheese on the typical pizza. Suffused and suspended within can be nearly anything, usually unidentifiable inclusions or flecks of dark green, red or brown hue, or more rarely, black or dark gray. Mandatory though, is the presence of mysterious solid pink chunks of God-only-knows what. Pepperoni perhaps? Ham? How about ground-up beef and pork sphincters, tantalizingly enhanced with FD&C Red Dye No 3? YUMMERS!
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I'm in a Spanish-speaking practice group, and the phrase "Ajo y Agua" came up, meaning, (more or less) "If you f***ed up, deal with it." (It's a long story, how "Garlic and Water" means this, but that's the fun of it.) Anyway, the Urban Dictionary site with the mug popped up on Google (reading my mind, as always) so I bought one as a gift. It's not cheap as mugs go, but I'm happy to say the mug is VERY good quality, looks exactly as it does online, and is packed in the most securely designed mug-transport box I've ever seen. You can't break it in shipping or reshipping! Also it arrived in just a few days. I recommend this product highly.
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