landyacht
A large, unwieldy, typically American automobile originating from earlier model years, specifically the 1960s up until the 1990s. General characteristics of a landyacht are tremendous proportions including a length that rivals that of an aircraft carrier, an asphalt crushing curb weight similar to that of a fully grown hippopotamus, giving the landyacht the distinctive Spanish-Galleon-like handling and a gentle, couch-like ride along with the turning radius larger than that of a big rig. Landyachts are typically powered by unnecessarily large big block V8 engines producing hilariously low amounts of horsepower mated to a sloppy 3 or 4 speed automatic transmission. If you spot a landyacht, it is likely making futile attempts to park, attempting a 27-point turn across an intersection, losing a hubcap, or drinking large amounts of fuel at a gas station. Noteworthy landyachts: Lincoln Continental Cadillac Sedan de Ville Oldsmobile Delta 88 Chevrolet Caprice Buick Roadmaster Cadillac Sixty Special Mercury Colony Park Ford Country Squire And the recently discontinued Ford Crown Victoria/Lincoln Town Car/Mercury Grand Marquis Extended length pickup trucks and SUVs may also be considered landyachts.
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