kirkwood
Medium sized suburban town in St. louis county. Known for its prominent turkey day game vs. Webster groves high school as well as the location of the Imo's pizza where Michael Devlin (notorious molester) worked. One day as an officer was buying pizza and taking it back to the police station he was shot in the head. The murderer than ran 300 feet to kirkwood city hall where 7 people were killed. Across from the city hall is the famous fountain where the middle school minions spend there time looting after school. There is a direct correlation of lower income for most businesses and the time the middle school lets out. Be careful when turning into Mc' donalds seeing as they will throw objects at your car such as the smallest child in the group. Across the street is the famous taco bell, the main food provider for the growing number of bud tokers. Taco bell was formerly a drive thru munchies/drug station but was recently busted by the pigs. So when ordering don't ask for a nugget on the side, just smoke your own chron in the parking lot after you get your food like everyone else does. They are very patient with the baked and drunk so take your time ordering... make sure you ask for your change. Be careful when pooling out seeing as the person next to you has hindered reaction times.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.