kentop
Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History. TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

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