Kent's hill
Found in Maine, it is a prep school in the middle of nowhere. A school that deceives you with its pretty campus and views. Once you're there, it only goes downhill. Teachers are paid less than McDonald’s workers and act like it, and the average time a teacher works there is either 1 year or 20 years, no in between. Sampson Hall, the main dorm for the boys, is basically a prison where the roof clasps in one room annually, the showers never seem to work, and the toilets don’t flush all the time. If you like the cold, it is the perfect fit for you since the heat doesn’t work or works too well with room temperatures varying from 50 to 90 degrees. Be careful when drinking water from the tap, given that they recently found an unsafe amount of lead. Be cautious in the science building, given that mold is everywhere and looks like an abandoned building from the 1940s. 60% of the students are normal and fun, but the other 40% look like the kids in the Adams family or act like them. These are the kids that either will deal drugs to the foreign kids or show up to your final exam on shrooms and no matter how bad you screw up, you get four more chances to do something worse they are so desperate to get more kids that they would enroll a kid that has been expelled from 4 other schools. Make sure you know foreign languages because 70% of the school is from different countries, and what’s worse than Rich American preppy kids is Rich Foreign preppy Kids
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Smaller than I expected for the price.
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I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
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The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
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