KartPhonics II

continued from KartPhonics 1. Mario - First son; A Brother 2. Luigi - The Asshole; A Brother 3. Peach - Whore 4. Toad - The Dealer; Shroom-man 7. Wario - The Godfather; The Daddy 8. Bowser - Daddy's pet bitch Murder Inc - Collectively speaking, Wario, Mario and Luigi Mob Hit - any strike against a human kart player by Mario, Luigi or Wario 1. Single Green Shell - NA 2. 3 Green Shells - A Gauntlet. The item that one can be most creative with 3. Single Red Shell - Seeker 4. 3 Red Shells(if your player is ready to take a beating) - Red Death; Red Fuck 5. Single Banana - Facial 6. Banana Strand - Golden Shower 7. Fake Present - Bomb 8. Blue Shell - #1; Major Fuck 9. Single Mushroom - Fucking Worthless 10. Unlimited Mushroom - A Bad Trip; Drunk Driving 11. Lightning - When used strategically on certain courses, The Ultimate Fuck Road Load - On Toad's Turnpike, hitting a banana and sliding into a moving vehicle. Not as Bad as a sweet load, but just as fun to watch since a chain reaction of car crash fuck-ups can, and often do, follow. Snow Load - On Frappe Snowland, hitting a banana and sliding into a snowman. Bloody Facial - Yes, this one is a stretch. This occurs when 2 characters are in a virtual tie during the race, and one fires a seeker. The seeker advances forward, then backward into the face of the other kart player. Very satisfying to watch your adversary take a bloody facial