Jason
Jason is unbreakably strong Loyal Takes pride in blunt honesty Quick to anger Not to be fucked with Intensely Patriotic Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America Teach him his job & you'll find none better Enjoys hard work Insists on doing it right Incapable of beatin round the bush Direct to the point Brutally honest Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer He knows you know he's right Doesn't know the meaning of tact Distrustful of strangers Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life Even though he knows he can't ever have one Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Purchased this custom mug for my teenager, and they love it! The first comment was that the coffee stayed hot longer. Solid mug and the custom text isn't wearing ff after so many uses. Will definitely buy again.
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
I had been looking for the translation from a Tik Tok video and found it on Urban Dictionary. I was surprised to find a coffee mug available so I ordered one. My order was processed very quickly. My mug arrived promptly and in perfect condition. Many Thanks
This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.
I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!
exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny
Used it for a family inside joke, very funny
Great mug! Customizing was great!
why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
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