James
James or Jamie for short are great at almost everything, if they don't know how to do something they learn just for you. James have an artist talent they keep secret, it's rare to see it, a total uber guru techie, electronic exceptional genius, natural born leaders but don't take there place with confidence they have to be convinced they are great, s and can't believe that came out of them also, you've heard of "Jimmmy rig it " better said "Jamie rig It" Jame's are non stop talkers, very competative, hate to loose at just about everything, they give great head but aren't the best kissers and that's ok because they make up for it in other areas like they can remember your favorites about all the things you like and James are great at BBQ, baking, they love super glue it's there best friend & gorilla duck tape! They have a great taste in jewelry, Common sense is not at all there strong suit, don't piss a James off because they can ruin your life with there genius brains for the rest of your life. James are the best at keeping things in safe places, you just need a Jamie!! One of the most annoying but you gotta love it anyway things a James can do is when there alarm goes off they literally are like BING! TIME TO WAKEY WAKEY!! butt plant drops off the bed with their heels straight in the sky frontward tuck roll LAND! runnin like the energizer bunny! are the first to show up for work, Super human strength
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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