Illinois
4 parts, you got Chicagoland, North Illinois, Central Illinois, and South Illinois. All are very different, as i have been to all if them. Chicagoland: The place that people go to say that they’ve been to Illinois. Where most of the snobs live, and is generally the better part of Illinois, as the rest stink. Northern Illinois: A heaping pile of cheese and dumpster fires. You have rockford, which is one of the worst cities in the world, and also the quad cities, which are also terrible. Did i mention that freeport is also a dump? anyways, tge best thing you can find here is the fact that most of it is empty. I have seen rednecks doing beastiality to every animal on there fucking farms. I went to a mcdonalds here and I saw someone seasoning there big mac with cocaine. This part of Illinois might seem the worst from what youve read, but were just getting started. Central Illinois: The place where you start to see less cubs fans and more cards fans. This place is heavily republican, just like Northern Illinois. Mostly just corn, more corn, and beastialtity. This is also the place where the colleges are, which are also dumps. Meth labs can be found anywhere here. Weed farms are common too. This isnt as bad as northern illinois, but still bad overall. Southern Illinois: THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH. This is the meth lab capital of the world, incest is common, drunk rednecks are common, and etc. Earthquake are possible here too. Basically the south dont ever go here.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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