Horny
Nick grabbed near boobs tightly and whispered in maddies ear that this was going to be the funnest day she's ever had. She took her hand and moved Nicks off of her boobs. She grabbed one of them and led him up to her room. Nick locked the door, and turmed around to Maddie fingering herself. This made him horny. He walked closer and stopped right in front of her. Maddie took her hand out of her shorts. Nick grabbed the straps to her tank top and pulled it off. She was wearing a red bra. He could already tell her tits were huge. He grabbed her waist to make her stand up and pulled down her shorts revealing her soaked red thong. He turned her tiny body around and undid her bra with his teeth. He pulled it off, she had huge, ripe tits. They has hard pink nipples on them. He pulled down her thong and looked at her pussy. At this point Maddie couldn’t take it any more and ripped his boxers off. He didn’t have any pants on. She pulled him onto her bed and told him to fuck her hard. He jumped on top of her and inserted his penis in her vagina. She moaned in pleasure and they kept doing this for a good 20 minutes. Then she sucked on his cock, that didn’t last long because nick wanted to taste her. He spread her thighs apart went between them. He licked all around her pussy until he touched her g spot. They both orgasmed at the same time. He patted her vagina before he left. “I love you, let’s do this some time this weekend.”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
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