Gorilla
A guy who’s dick is huge and is super dom. Likely in some branch of the military. He’s genetically closer to his primate ancestors than the average human, AKA he’s in touch with his inner monkey and has no shame about it. He has extreme opinions on most subjects and probably lacks critical thinking skills, however he makes up for that in the bedroom cause this man is DOWN TO TRY ANYTHING. He’s def into all the freaky shit and fucking him is like making love to a tractor. He’s the type of guy who could fuck another man and it wouldn’t be gay.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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