Freshman
The most annoying class in high school. Most freshman think they are the shit, always traveling in large groups, being as loud as possible. Many of the freshman girls are thots trying to get dick from upperclassmen. Since most of the juniors and seniors reject them, they go after the sophmore boys. These girls believe they’re the hottest at school and dress like total sluts, wearing the tightest possible pants with a shirt that barely covers their chest. Many of the fights at school are also caused by these hoes, typically over a guy whose cheated with them both. The guys in this grade are also obnoxious. They believe they are all that, although most of them can’t even make above the c-team. They act like assholes to most girls in the school and have the “douchebag” look. They act like they are the kings of the school even though upperclassmen just laugh at them. They also believe the older girls want to fuck them, and are just on the search for a girl desperate enough to give them pussy. This class loves to walk like fucking turtles through the halls and leave no room for people to get past. Although most freshman suck dick, there are a few diamonds in the rough. It’s rare to find the nice, respectful freshman out there, so once you do hold on tight. By the end of freshman year, most of these shits have matured to the point where they are ready to stop most of the bs and continue to sophomore year.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
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Smaller than I expected for the price.
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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