Dylan
He is one of the most complex people i know he hides how he feels alot. every one thinks they know him he is a trickster but not dishonest he cares more about other then him self he repress's his sex drive due to fear but ladies make know mistake he can be won over he knows heart break and loves deeply he believes there is a place for everything and a purpose for every thing he dreams of dressing up and fighting injustices but will never do it alone he tends to fall for women who are out going fun and persistent he knows what trauma can do to a person he loves when girls play with his hair but wont let just any one do that he is a sensitive male who has dreams of starting a family he knows him self better then most know them selfs he love mythology comics manga and animation i cant understand why but he sees things in a way most do not he can do the impossible under the right conditions he seems to have great respect for Athena, Hermes there is probably more he thinks he is not worth much due to the fact that he can't be impartial about him self and while he is an optimist it drains him so if you see a blue eyed brown haired man talk to him if you like him confess to him he holds him self back out of fear that he will be hurt or hurt others and will die for the one he loves if he has to but will probably find a way to come back beware of his rage he may never hit anybody if he does he needs support it means he is hurt but his voice will shake you to your bones
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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