Chloe
Chloe isn't like other girls. She said so herself. How do you begin to describe a girl like Chloe? The Greek origin of the name is derived from the fertility goddess, Demeter. Chloe loosely translates to "fertility" and "blooming." The Greek definition is appropriately assigned due to her unmatched horniness. Chloe is the type of girl to know what she brings to the metaphorical table and what is taken away upon departure. This girl has it all. The enchanting beauty, the ferocious intelligence, the impeccable sense of style, the depth and creativity. This girl could easily be the queen be if it weren’t for her complete lack of energy and morbid depression. Chloe is not the type of girl to have a smile on her face and love in her heart. She can either be an arcane angel of ethereal beauty and whimsy or a jaded and cynical, pensive creature of darkness. Her entire existence since birth has been an enigma and a ravine of misconceptions and social fallacy. What many don't know about her is that she does in fact have feelings, her facial expressions are in no way a reflection of her mood, and the corn people of the Midwest are her villian origin story. Despite her fierce and melancholic nature she is the most romantically ill heart and yearns to be understood. This creature requires an inhuman amount of patience, but if treated correctly and delicately, you might find someone worth getting to know.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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