CAGS

Crazy Asian Girl Syndrome (CAGS) is a common change in the state of mind of an Americanized Asian girl between the ages of 18-24 while in a relationship. Although CAGS usually sets in at about the fourth month of a healthy relationship, it can occur anywhere from two weeks to eight months. Usually, the onset of CAGS will lead to the inevitable end of an otherwise, happy and healthy, relationship. Symptoms Early signs of CAGS may include Trivial and arbitrary lies Increased appetite Full-blown CAGS may include Trivial and arbitrary reasons to overreact, including: Crying Unnecessary yelling Fraternizing flirtatiously with other males Purposefully not answering or returning calls of partner Hypocrisy Calculated lies in addition to arbitrary and trivial lies Reduced libido towards partner Causes: Due to its fairly recent discovery, very little is known about the causes of CAGS, other than it is most common when the parnter is a caucasian male. Tests on the causes have been inconclusive because of the unpredictable nature of CAGS. "The problem lies in the jrf.jkThis article is based on the theories and speculations of two university students in California. If this article has offended you in any way, go get a sense of humor