Bellmawr
A small town in New Jersey, right near Runnemede and Gloucester City. Bellmawr kids either go to PVI or Triton. Either way, 90% of the girls are trashy, inbred, or drug addicts. Most girls in Bellmawr have sex before they reach 8th grade, and are home to many great STD's, including herpes! All of the boys think they are skaters and more then half of them have criminal records. And let's not forget the kids who start dressing like wiggers before they can walk. Bellmawr kids drive shit cars, and consider a souped up '97 Honda to be a "Bellmawr Benz". Bellmawr has an area called Bellmawr Park, which is by far trashier then Camden. You don't want to go into Bellmawr after dark, because the 856'ers roam the streets in their girl pants and huffy bikes, waiting to stop you and steal your Ipod. If you live in Bellmawr, you know that the chances are you will grow up to either work at a diner or an Auto Mechanic Shop. And chances are your parents are stoners or drunks. And let's not forget the Bellmawr girls. They know how to get around. Bellmawr is good for two things - a home for the trashiest of trash, and the Bellmawr sluts. Because everyone needs a blowjob from a bisexual anti-prep whore.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
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