azalyn
azalyn, she’s a rare species. she is not like anyone you’ll ever meet. she’s very beautiful, like very. her name means “to dream” so of course she’s always dreaming big. she’s one of those people that has a bunch of friends but only 3 real friends. she’s the realist of the real. she wishes there is others like her, cuz she can’t stand these fake ass people. but then she realizes that she’s one of a kind, there will never be another her. she’s the most bestest friend you’ll ever have, on god. she may seem a little shy when you first meet her but once she settles, she’s super funny and outgoing. she loves to make people happy before herself, especially laugh. shes very sarcastic, loves to do fun stuff, and always up for an adventure. some days she might seem a little off, she looks happy but you can tell on the inside she’s hurting. nobody knows what’s going on but she tries to stay positive. she may seem a little bipolar and may have adhd but she’s still the best person you’ll ever meet. she says she doesn’t need anything, but really she needs company and a long cuddle cuz she feels alone. she’s been through hell. she always keeps to herself, so if she opens up to you then you have her heart, or she trusts you deeply. she loves others so much, yet she doesn’t get any in return. if you fall in love with an azalyn, be ready for the time of your life cuz she believes in the term “yolo”. please, cherish her, she’s one of a kind.. seriously.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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