StarBlast
A fuckin weirdo. You know what I said the first time i met him??? I said "WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, STARBALLS! YOU SEE THIS BADGE? I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, STARBUTT—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! STARBITCH, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHILD! I LOOVE CHILDREN TEARS! THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROW! JUST NOT FO YO BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN YO LIGHTS OUT! FUCKIN STARBALLS, YOU GETTIN' YO ASS WHOPPED! I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU BITCH! EVEN AS A KID I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT SHIT IS? I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DICK!" He is the bitchiest piece of sigma shit i have ever met, he makes me want to fucking kill myself. This piece of genuine fart shit cock sucking dumbass gives me another reason to kill myself. Out of 9,082,123,418 reasons he is number 16. FUCK YOU STARBITCH OR STARBALLS OR WHATEVER THE ACTUAL FUCK YOUR NAME IS!!
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |