noob

Someone that completely and utterly sucks at what they are doing. This can range from cooking food, to playing Halo or other games. The word noob should NOT be used with the word "newb" or "newbie." These words have completely different definitions and meanings to them, which will be explained next. A newb is someone that is new to what they are doing. This can range from having a new job, making burgers at McDonalds, to playing Call of Duty 4 for the first time. A noob is always mistaken in many different ways of forms by several people. Below is a list compiled of several different actions a noob would do, so people will not mistake someone for a noob again. These are just a few examples of what a noob would do, but not all of them. A noob would... Walk into fire TYPE IN ALL CAPS kill his own teammates on accident Type in bright colors Play on an easy difficulty setting State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken!) Sing, when they suck at it. Type random letters Spam you with messages Burn food he/she is cooking on accident Forget to wear their headset Scream into their headset Have more deaths than kills Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike) Lose repeatedly Get owned by the same guy repeatedly Make the same joke over and over again Steal other people's ideas Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i) Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there. Fail a test Have a virus on their PC