nammer
A word usually used to describe a sub 5 ft, skinny, poor grammered, self dyed blond tipped haired, grow op'ing, ill mannered, white beater wearing, street level drug dealing, dirty look giving, fight picking (only in 5:1 ratio with machettes)sandal wearing vietnamese males. Other generalizations include squating, paying for everything in cash and walking around at raves high on their parent funded ecstasy with their shirts off exposing their ba-jillion tatoos. Oh yeah, and half those 16 yr old idiots drivng around like jerks in 80K cars are Nams. "Nammer" can also be used to describe nammer women by use of the female word after the nammer word eg "nammer chick" or " Nam b**ch". Nammer females have blonde hair, blue contacts, and eye browns shaved off and re-pencilled in. They generally buy anything Pho-sache, Gucci, or Bebe. Other standard clothing of Lulu lemon and Aritzia apply. All these materialistic things , of course are funded by drug dealing boyfriends and home grow op funds. As the only two things that matter to Nammer chicks are attention and money; you will see some nammer chicks cross over and date rich white boys or East Indian thugs. ALL nammer chicks have done the following: 1) Worked at a Pho resturant 2) Dated a customer from a Pho resturant 3) Have gone to a beauty Salon school 4) Have aspirations to one day own her very own Hair and Beauty Salon 5) Claimed to be a model 6) Squated at a rave 7) Asked a complete stranger for a sip of their water at a rave. 7b) Asked a complete stranger for a cap of ecstasy 7c) Have made out with her best friends boyfriend at a rave for a cap of ecstasy 8) Claimed to be half Chinese 8b) Claimed to be Chinese born in Vietnam 8c) Claimed to be half Chinese half French and half Vietnamese (The last time I checked 50% + 50% + 50% = 150%??!?) 9) Claim that they are not like the rest of the nammer chicks because she's from South Vietnam (a.k.a. southern nammer) 10) Slept with a sub 5 foot man strictly because of his car. With this said, the word nammer has evolved into something more. Today nammer can be used as a verb. See examples below:
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
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Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
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i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
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| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |