Denise
Denise = Denies She denies her character flaws. She is intrinsically shattered. She feeds vampire-like upon the hatred she creates, lying to gullible family and friends... targeting good people in her life who won't tolerate her bullshit anymore. Denise was a nice kid once. But her path of self-destruction, multiple-substance abuse, and frequent cry-for-help (and occasionally genuine) suicide attempts, ultimately wore out her closest loved ones. When an adolescent, her older brother Robert frequently beat the hell out of her, while their oblivious British parents were preoccupied with their own narcissistic career building. Focused only upon ultra-wealthy and hip celebrities whom they orbited in vain attempts to pose as upper-class, they adopted fake high-society accents and mannerisms. But their true gutter origins were blatant and they fooled no one, not even their ignored-but-deviant son. Robert, now a horny teen, poured his sick, sexual lust and incest onto the regular beatings that he gave to his poor younger sister, Denise. Her doom was sealed when he violated her. Denise is a borderline personality, flickering between darkness and light. But an emotional vampire like Denise is also a victim. Wasn't she herself bitten by the original Head Vampire? Denise violently hates and smashes any "mirrors" that she encounters -- truthful, caring people who see her clearly and reflect her fractured self-image back. She recoils like Dracula before a crucifix.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
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| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |