Bulletin Whore

A person (usually female), who is on your myspace.com friends list, who posts an unholy amount of bulletins, until every bulletin you see is from that person. These bulletins are usually incredibly pointless, and consist of at least one of these things: -Random outbursts, talking about how much they hate "drama". -Begging for picture comments. -"Talk.. <3" -Telling people about how they had fun hanging out with their friends that day. As if any sane person really gives a shit. -Announcements of new: about me, pictures, blog, headline, display name, music section, who I'd like to meet, etc. -Random song lyrics (usually to a really retarded song). -Conversations with the poster's friend(s), because they don't have the common sense to use the message or comment function. -A survey detailing points of your life that nobody gives a fuck about. -Bragging about how they got a new phone, camera, iPod, etc. -The ultimate "shoot-me-in-the-head-right-now" breed of bulletins, chain letters. These usually are comprised of a stupid, made-up story about someone dying, and how their ghost will come back to murder you if you don't repost. They can also be about some horrendously sappy love story ending with "REPOST THIS AS "AWW" AND U WILL GET KISSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRIDAY; IF U DONT REPOST, U WILL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS AND SEVEN DAYS".