ANTIFA

ANTIFA shares many parallels with the Bible, despite being secular. Much like the inception of all things bad in the Bible, ANTIFA traces it's origins back to what members refer to as 'Original Soyn.' Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron. On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class. Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting. Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron. ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.