Annapolis

Crabs, lax boys, st. Mary’s, ice cream, mids, and other crap. Everyone who lives in Annapolis knows the pat Buddy’s is a musty tourist trap, that’s is really nasty old crabs that aren’t even from The Bay. Everyone knows cantlers has the best crabs. Lacrosse boys, do i need to say more? St. Mary’s only private school in Annapolis, Annapolis area christian is nasty and sucks at sports. The rivalry between st. Mary’s and Severn (the richer, more snobby) is strong. And the Battle of the Severn is like a religious holiday. Lots of ice cream places, Annapolis ice cream co is for the tourists, kilwins is a chain (bleh) STORM BROS FOR THE WINNNNNNNN!!!!! Summer is humid an hot as hell. Everyone has been to at least one navy game in their life, those are big deal here. Don’t forget the people who give up their front yards to park your car in for 40 bucks. All the rich kids to AYC for every holiday meal and are little sailers. If you don’t know how to pick a crab, ur dead. Don’t have you boaters license before 14, ur dead. Don’t play lax, or at least haven’t tried, ur dead. If your parents don’t let u leave school at half day on Blue Angel Day, u must be new. If you like army, you will be murdered by the rest of us. And don’t get me started on commissioning week traffic, it’s a literal nightmare. The only things that matter in life in Naptown: Sports: lax and sailing Holidays: Blue Angles Day, Navy v Army Football games Food: crabs and old bay Restaurants: Cantlers, and storm bros