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More often than not, a Braden is a pretentious, rich, white, sexist American asshole. Braden will think he knows way more than he actually does, and any “knowledge” he shares is regurgitated information he gets off of Google. Braden probably has a low-self esteem and a myriad of issues, but tries to cover it up with an appearance of confidence that comes off as cocky, arrogant, and annoying. He’s a try-hard and pseudo-intellectual, and his mommy and daddy pay his way through life. Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.
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