Urban Dictionary Mugs

ABD: "All But Dissertation" -- someone who is working on a PhD, and has completed all requirements except the dissertation.

grouple: A sort of abbreviation for "gross couple". Everyone has known/heard/seen one; Two people who's un-dividing high school relationship is going to 'last for eternity'. Together, they're no longer two seperate people, but one single entity.

witch hair: on women, a fast-growing long single strand of hair that grows out of your face or chest

Air Jail: The act of holding a animal up as a punishment limiting their movement.

Beanis: The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

Acoustic Pussy: When you misplace your vibrator

fuck you money: The exact amount of money required in order to tell an individual or organization to go fuck themselves without facing repercussions.

pig squeal: in hardcore bands and music the singer will make a squealing sound with his voice which sounds like a pig.

Ankle sharking: When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Tuna Hours: When a Pisces gets rejected, putting them in tuna hours. Often followed up by drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and listening to Guns 'N' Roses.

anotha one: The worlds best way to say another one

foamers: Somebody who is obsessed with trains, may or may not work for the railroad. But they love trains so much they foam up in the mouth staring at trains, and jerk off with the foam.

move along, nothing to see here: A statement made my lazy South Park character Officer Barbrady. He says this every time there is a crime scene due to the fact that he is a lazy fat ass.

Pillow Prince: The m/m version of a {Pillow Princess}. Said with less disdain and more appreciation within the m/m community than in the w/w community.

sweetfeet: A hot chick with pretty feet that I love with all my heart. My pretty wife has the sweetest feet on the planet. I love you Sweetfeet.

ohio: what's happening

grill: What nerdy virgins call a girl.

cheetle: the orange, powdery residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos

Dirty Heisman: A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus. This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy. Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

Today years old: Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

dog blocking: Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

Itasha: Itasha, literally "painmobile", is a Japanese term for an otaku fad of individuals decorating the bodies of their cars with characters of anime, manga, or video games (especially bishōjo game or eroge). These characters are predominately "cute" female. The decorations usually involve paint schemes and stickers. Automobiles are called Itasha, while similar motorcycles and bicycles are called itansha and itachari, respectively. The cars are seen prominently in places such as Akihibara (Tokyo), Nipponbashi (Osaka), or Ōsu (Nagoya). Itasha also appears in customizable video games, such as Forza Motorsport 2.1 Itasha have also participated in various real motorsport events.

school air: The different atmospheric composition in school where it messes up one's physical appearance like hair.

Nannerism: Something said by a Nanna or Grandmother that is not entirely true. Not a lie, but an exaggeration or an embellishment of the truth.

meta-cringe: The act of cringing at somebody who is deliberately aware of what makes you and most people cringe. They themselves may even cringe at it. Yet, that certain somebody continues to write an entire essay about it.

circle of arse: When everything is going wrong and there is no rhyme nor reason, no one particular thing to blame; it's like a spiral but it doesn't go anywhere, it is, in effect, a circle. The circle of arse.

Canadian Goodbye: Politely leaving a party while fairly sober. Often enacted by asking if anyone needs anything. adjacent to an 'Irish Goodbye.'

Dickfish: The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.